First of all a crap coverage by the BBC – the reason being Terry Wogan carried on commentating throughout the Goran Bregovic performance.  He showed real disrespect and a l ack of professionalism- he really is a twat and the BBC should replace him.  Russia won the contest, thanks to their novel performance of having [...]

Where do my true talents lie?  How come the net doesnt have an answer for a Ruy Lopez opening where white castle’s on the 5th move.  How about Max Mosley’s recent orgy leak in the News of The World? Why does my girlfriend antagonise me at the weekends even though she has not seen me [...]

Ok so we have got a shoebox in Twickenham but we’re glad to have moved in.  The decision was made easier by having our new local friends reassure us that we have a good deal.  To be fair, we didn’t have the luxury of time to look around, and we were told that we are [...]