Hey buddy,

Sorry it has taken me a while to get back to you but i have been busy (yeah right) no i forgot!

I’m pretty good. Have been up to pretty much the same old stuff really. Working hard or hardly working during the week and enjoying myself as much as humanly possible on the weekends.

Still no woman in my life, apart from possibly some girl i met on the internet…. probably a big hairy kebab van owner who wants to make me his number 1 and his bitch. She(he) lives in paris and i’m trying to sort out a time to go over and meet her. Apparently she is a model for all the haute couture brands and has loads of dosh and a sweet pad near the Eiffel tower (i know this makes it sound more and more like a big hairy man). But i’ve spoken to her on the phone and when she was in LA she sent me a post card.  I’m going to have to use my jedi powers to solve this mystery!

Have been banned (not very well) from using facebook and messenger at work as my boss kept on catching me using it during the day. Have got the internet at home now so i don’t really mind.

The sun is shining and everything seems good! The boss is out and looking forward to a pub lunch J

How is the job going? Not having to commute anymore must be a relief.

Speak soon…